When people say “I can hear your music”
I’m just like
“So can I”
via laugh-addict
(Source: getoffmysheep, via interludeofwhitney)
omg at my christmas dinner my cousin was like “pass the peas, by the way im lesbian”
(via interludeofwhitney)
- nobody: I like you a lot.
Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer with an epic pelvic thrust?
so, according to my friends, whenever i do anything slightly physical i do it with a pelvic thrust.
(Source: bignickels)
